1. incises:

    ive seen so many boobs/dicks/naked ppl on tumblr that i think at this stage if i saw a naked person walking down the street irl id just shrug and keep walking 

    (via theycallmeprimadonna)

     
  2. i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous.

    (Source: slutwhat, via theycallmeprimadonna)

     
  3. (Source: staypozitive, via nicolehel)

     
  4. onadogtrekinperth:

    Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
    Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
    Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
    Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
    Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
    Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
    Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along

    (via pleasereleasethekraken)

     
  5. caramelcheese:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

bubblegumbottlecaps:

grawly:

deathclaw:

wHAT

What

W H A T

WAIT W H A T

WHAT WHAT WHAT

    caramelcheese:

    carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

    bubblegumbottlecaps:

    grawly:

    deathclaw:

    wHAT

    What

    W H A T

    WAIT W H A T

    WHAT WHAT WHAT

    (Source: destroymen, via zylveons)

     
  6. We need to
    stop
    teaching daughters
    to always be quiet
    and apologetic.
    They are instructed
    to walk on ice
    and carefully string words
    as they trip over thin tongues
    while our sons
    run rampant.
    — Michelle K., Growing Up With a Brother  (via erfisperf)

    (via pleasereleasethekraken)

     
  7. kyprep:

Parks and Rec is brilliant

    kyprep:

    Parks and Rec is brilliant

    (via pleasereleasethekraken)

     
  8. teensquotess:

http://teenlifequotes.com/
     
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  10. (Source: aonik)

     
  11. Great now I’m really sad.

     
  12. I just need to accept that this isn’t going anywhere and that you’re really not that interested in me like you thought you were.

     
  13. peachymints:

    If you haven’t seen this film yet, it’s pretty entertaining. 

    (via lolsofunny)

     
  14. alkonium:

    Well, that certain sums up my feelings towards Google.

    (Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via laughingstation)

     
  15. funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

    funnuraba:

    bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

    (via lolsofunny)