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  2. It takes a lot to make me REALLY mad.
    If I’m upset I’ll tell you and discuss it with you, and I’ll be more than happy to talk things out with you until it’s resolved.
    I’m not upset at this point. I’m angry and livid and I will not hesitate to scream and yell and cuss and tell you goodnight without another word or acceptance of your 10th apology.
    Congrats out of all the shit I’ve been through I’ve never gotten this angry you’re the first, you should be so proud.

     
  3. Taking a couple of shots before doing homework to help numb the pain.

     
  4. thegirl-inred:

    toned-tanned-fit-andready:

    v0nlaust:

    caliiforniadreaming-xo:

    gothicstan:

    localised:

    do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

    yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

    i feel you 

    we all feel you 

    why are so many people touching me

    This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

    (via consulting-the-king-of-hell)

     
  5. do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

    (Source: clara-oswald, via fake-mermaid)

     
  6. Getting into a relationship with me means I will put up with your shit. I will tell you I’m fucking pissed off at you but that doesn’t mean I will break up with you. I will tell you you are an asshole but I still love you then prob not talk to you for a few hours. I get into a relationship knowing there’s good AND bad days. And im willing to get through it with you on all days

    (Source: kat--i, via inthestateofchaos)

     
  7. queen-of-love-and-beauty:

    "I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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    "open books not legs"

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    "why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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    "As always, late with Starbucks"

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    "modest is hottest"

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    "I’m not like those girls”

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    (via inthestateofchaos)

     
  8. foulmouthedliberty:

    sodomymcscurvylegs:

    Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

    this is real

    (via inthestateofchaos)

     
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  10. dysfunctionalqueer:

    PSA if you send me nice messages and i don’t respond

    there is a 100% chance i saw it and it made me super duper uber happy but i have no idea how to respond and i will let it sit in my inbox for days or weeks and smile when i see it but still have no idea how to respond 

    there is a 0% chance that you annoyed me and i don’t like you. 

    (via consulting-the-king-of-hell)

     
  11. oldmanspooky:

    timelordshavetwohearts:

    leupagus:

    sansaofhousestark:

    arianne—martell:

    Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

    I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE

    WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS

    "QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*

    (Source: paatroklos, via consulting-the-king-of-hell)

     
  12. ravenhairrubylips:

    bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill:

    vardaesque:

    digigender:

    thechandelurequeen:

    batcows:

    I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren’t: my autobiography.

    The nail polish will harden up instantly if you dip your fingertips in ice-cold water.

    bless u

    omg

    also spray them with spray-on cooking oil before soaking them in the ice water. it makes them shiny and slick.

    I love when girls get together to solve problems

    (via inthestateofchaos)

     
  13. knightscrest:

    “here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”

    (via inthestateofchaos)

     
  14. flyartproductions:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN
Lilith with a snake (1886), John Collier / Anaconda, Nicki Minaj

    flyartproductions:

    MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

    Lilith with a snake (1886), John Collier / Anaconda, Nicki Minaj

    (via inthestateofchaos)

     
  15. tennesseantraditions:

I really like this.  It’s just comforting.

    tennesseantraditions:

    I really like this.  It’s just comforting.